Roscars

A highly non-prestigous award derived entirely from those poor sods who happen to feature in my brilliantly chaotic life. If you've copped an inhonourable mention, breathe sunshine, coz its an honour. Of the worst kind that you will grow to love.

Here they are.. the first part of this year's categories and nominations. 

The-you're-awesome-and-require-attention Award:

Eppi Northey: For being the most patient friend I could ask for.

Brendan King: For undertanding that sometimes sheep and Jesus feature in our discussions, and that's okay.

Luzian Ong: For being so incredibly lovely with her time when I ring randomley with pleas to save me from Myer penance.

Kris Donath: For having the sheer idiocy and some would say, bravery to travel halfway across the world with me and come home alive.

Greatest 'Huh?' moment:

Em Le: "Peter Pun?" *breaks into hysterical giggles*

Lizzie Riley: "But WHY does she call you Binks? WHY?"

Suze Nunes: "Wait. You actually thought a small man sat at a desk pressing a button to open the automatic doors?" *bahahaha*

Laziest friend of the Year:

Em Le: "Can't we just wait for the life to take us downstairs?"

Binks Vermeulen: "Wait There is walking to the corner store? Forget it."

Hottest Grin:

Stefan Marcaros

Simon J. Dee.

Laura-Lye Donath

Siobhan Lan

Chabi Kos

Biggest Stalker / Obsessive Fan:

Monica Atlamaz: Need I say Twilight?

Binks Vermeulen: Flying to see men of her obsessions, twitter, I would even believe bush-stalking.

Lizzie Riley: Accomplice to the above. If not equal masterplotter.

Best Movie / TV show watching buddy:

Monica Atlamaz: all those movie / tv show nights would be complete without her!

Binks Vermeulen: Committed attender, manages to bring dvds most nights.

Em Le: Not so eager participant who cannot be counted upon for dvds, yet can be counted upon for Angus.

Angus Rowan: Almost equal to Monica's attending rates, also supplier of appropriate movie night dvds

Jude Corbishley: Attender, critiquer and fellow non bringer.

Friend who gave the best present over the last 12months:

Binks Vermeulen: Everwood season 1 dvd set.

Em Le: J.C.O's Big Mouth & Ugly Girl

Jude Corbishley: Nights of Mayhem

Kris Donath: Angel series, several books and accompaniment overseas.

First round of categories and nominations now complete. All grievances and complaints will be ignored.

You may buy me the bust above as bribery to further your nomination.

Second round of categories / nominations shall be posted on Sunday.

Winners announced next week.